4/18/2011 0 Comments Carrot..."you're so unaffectionate, its like going out with a carrot", "Oh!! I meant vegetable"
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4/15/2011 0 Comments Male Nutrition...Hollie: "I'm starting to get a pot belly like one of those little african kids, the ones that are all male nutritioned"
Me: " PAHAHAHAHAHAH" 4/15/2011 0 Comments Soufflé...Sitting in a resturant with Hollie and some friends who are eating ice cream, one is Lemon, one Mango.
Me: (pointing to the lemon ice cream) "mmm that is more like sorbet." Hollie: "ohhhhhh I get it now, so that (pointing to the lemon) is sobet and that (pointing to the mango icecream) is Soufflé!!" Riiiiiiiight???? 4/15/2011 0 Comments Half Ladle, Half Ukulele...Hollie: "I wana learn to play the Ukaladle"
4/15/2011 0 Comments 2010...Hollie asked me this last year while on the south bank.
"The Millennium Bridge, is that new?" 4/15/2011 0 Comments Sea Level...Myself and Hollie's brother asked Hollie what she thought sea level was, the response was not what we were expecting...
Hollie: "I'm not sure but you can't milk cows above sea level" WTFFFFFF!!!! P.s Charlotte Gould agreed with Hollie's comments????? 4/15/2011 0 Comments Half Cast....Walking down the road with Hollie, she is carrying several of her bags....
Hollie: "Will you carry this bag for me please." Me: "No, its a girls bag" Hollie: " No its not, its mixed raced!" Me: "??, Mixed Race?? do you mean Unisex?" Hollie : "Oh yeah!" |
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