3/29/2012 0 Comments Another bday post...In the pub...
Hollie : " I looked in to changing my birthday by deedpoll today"
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8/22/2011 0 Comments Otters...Me and Hollie are watching "Ocean Giants", there are two Humpback Whales on the screen.....
Hollie: "Is that an Otter?" 7/27/2011 0 Comments Sweet potato mash...Me: "I want to make sweet potato mash so get me the stuff on the way home"
Hollie: "Ok" Text from Hollie later that day: "got the carrots and sweede for the mash:)" Me: "err why did you get that?" Reply.... "thats whats in sweet potato mash isn't it?" Hollie: "is a duck a bird?"
Me: "are you serious!?" Hollie: "they aren't are they?" Me: "if they aren't a bird, what is a bird?" Hollie: "a pidgeon, a robyn" Me: " yeah they are all types of bird" Hollie: "Ohh, i see so you get different types of ducks, like a swan" FACEPALM!!!!!!!! 5/6/2011 0 Comments Just Wrong...While watching TV Hollie came out with this disturbing statement....
"I've never seen a baby suck on a tit before"???? 5/3/2011 0 Comments Bring a Bulb...This is one from Hollie's early days.
It was "Bring a bulb" day at Hollie's school, instead of taking a vegetable bulb to school like all the other kids, Hollie went round the house and took all the LIGHT BULBS from the lamps and took them to school!!!! 5/3/2011 0 Comments Lions...While shopping.
"OMG, I didn't know they sold Lions in supermarkets!" "No Hollie, they are Pork LOINS!!" |
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